kushandwizdom:

ThisLoveQuote

i-need-that-seat:

iapollogise:

I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.

I never thought about it this way. This is beautiful.

(via 70lbstothin)

therickyfitts:

Tracey Emin 

Anonymous said: So this past summer I decided to get a grindr (a gay dating app) and this dude hit me up he was fine as hell and had muscles. So we meet up and we fucked and it turned into like a summer thing. So the school year starts and the nigga my p.e teacher

betterthankanyebitch:

"When they’re babies, people will come up and say to you ‘Are they a boy or a girl?’ when the kid’s in the pram and you can’t tell. And immediately when you tell them which gender it is they will behave differently according to what you tell them. It got to the point where we didn’t want people to know what gender the baby was. Just treat it as you’d treat someone you wanted to be nice to! Why is it so important to you to know? And then you hear people saying ‘Oh, look at him, he’s a little flirt isn’t he’, or ‘Oooh, she’s gonna wrap you around her little finger’ and all this. What are you on about? She’s two months old, she’s just shat herself."

Alan Davies completely and utterly demolishing gender roles (via vanillanice)

(via asian)

  • girl: babe come over
  • boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
  • girl: my parents aren't home
  • boy: I know

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"Come sleep with me: We won’t make Love,Love will make us."

— Julio Cortázar (via kushandwizdom)

More good vibes here

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theagencylimited:

Love this promotional work for Science World.

(via ohyeah-same-metoo)

colinodonorgasm:

tangled is a story about... (x)

(via colinodonorgasm)

clean and clear commercial

hopunk:

white/lightskin/racially ambiguous girl: i had a pimple one time and i was ugly and dying and everyone spit on me and i was exiled from society but then i used clean and clear and now i am a healed and whole person with jesus in my heart

(via trust)

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